I nearly died from my girlfriend’s boobs!
Claire Smedley, who is famous for having the second largest tits in Britain, nearly smothered her boyfriend do death.
Steven, who has since split up with Claire, said: “I did think my time had come.
“I tried to slap her on her arm to get her to stop and get off me but I think she misread the signals.
“The next thing I knew she was sitting over me asking if I was all right. I must have blacked out. It was pretty hair-raising.”
Claire thought that he was just indicating how much he was enjoying himself when he started struggling, said: “This time, he started flailing around a bit, but I assumed it was because he was so excited, so I kept going,”
“A few minutes later I noticed he’d stopped moving.”
“I was panicking and just about to call 999 when thankfully he started to come round. He was really woozy, like he was in a trance. Then he sort of coughed and sat up. I was so relieved.”
“After that he went off sex.”
Well I’m not really that surprised, are you?
